Well there young’un, I see you have clicked upon my “about” page.
If I were a terrible person, this is where I would be trying to sell you on some sort of course on how you could make “passive income”. The secret trick to making passive income is to already have a bunch of money. Anyone trying to sell you on how to make “passive income” is someone that is lying to you, as one of the easiest ways to make passive income is to sell you a course on how to make passive income.
I would have a photo like this:
This is definitely not me, but a nice photo from the free stock images site Pexels. They are great. Why use hideous AI art when there are literally tons of free stock photos of dudes looking like successful businessmen.
I would talk about how I hustle daily, rise and grind. I use all of these supplements that I definitely am making a commission off of each jar of useless mineral powder you buy.
Most of all, I would make you feel bad about yourself, and how well you are doing. Why would I want that? Because if you feel bad about yourself, you are more likely to want to be more like me, buy the things I hawk, and buy into the unrealistic living situation that my charmed life and upbringing has given me.
Since I am not a terrible person, I will tell you exactly how this site is going to be monetized. This is not a “side hustle”, as a “side hustle” is capitalist bootlicker speech for “second job”
If there are links on a story, they are likely going to be affiliate links to Amazon or other retailers. I may also have sponsorships, but they will always be 100% disclosed, and I won’t be sponsored by anything that I don’t fully trust and support. If it turns out a sponsor sucks, I will stop using them.
This is a pretty easy thing to do, yet somehow it is quite difficult for a lot of people to manage.
To quote a great man “Fix your Hearts or Die”. Be good to each other people, and let’s help out our fellow humans on this bitch of an earth.
-Jon Danger
p.s. that really isn’t me.